August 31, 1997 Antigua, Guatemala - {Hotel Casa de Santa Lucia} It was unbelievable. This is the first time we've ever been on the road before we planned to on our entire trip. We we're actually on the road and moving 13 minutes before sunrise at 5:35am. The main motivater was avoiding the traffic of Guatemala City, which we successfully did given that it was Sunday morning. We went to bed at 9:00pm, minutes before the town concert began 2 blocks away, where stacks of speakers blared out loud thumping music until 2:30am. At about 7:00am, we were near the city center. We had just passed by what looked like a sort of expressway, and stopped at a gas station to ask for directions. Yep, the turn off we just passed called "Rosavelta", was the one we wanted. Since there was a median, we couldn't turn around here, so we drove on until could. It seemed like we drove an additional 5 miles before we could turn around. About a half mile after we finally made our U-turn, I heard a large thud which sounded like I just ran over a large rock with my rear tire. I looked behind me, and didn't see anything. Moments later, I could feel the rear wheel fishtailing a little and realized my rear tire had just blown out on this smooth pavement. I let off on the accelerator, and lightly applied the brake trying to get my speed way down. I radioed Sharon before she got too far ahead of me, and then took the first turn off I could. We pulled into a hospital parking lot which at 7:00am was, for the most part, empty. I pulled off the seat bag and panniers, and propped up the rear of the motorcycle. An older guy (70), kept us company while I put in a new tube. He said he use to own a '64 BMW R60. I don't know what caused it to blow just then. the old tube had two slits about 3/4" long and 2" apart. 45 minutes later, and we were ready to take off. The grounds keeper who also watched, let me use some soap and a faucet to wash up my hands. Further down the road, we pulled over to put on our jacket liners, we were still climbing in altitude, and it was getting colder. While we were stopped, A BMW R1100, and an R80G/S drove by. Further up the road we saw several people riding new crotch rockets fully decked out in expensive colorful leather armor suits. These were obviously well off Guatemalans on a little trip up to Antigua. The road wound through the mountains along a nice 4-6 lane highway. We were in Antigua before we realized it. The highway went over a bridge, and then turned into cobblestone. A couple blocks further, we figured this must be Antigua. We drove down to the West end of town, and parked the bikes. Sharon was starting to feel a little feverish again, so she waited behind while I went to find a hotel. I found one called the Casa de Santa Lucia (60Q per night, 20Q parking). I came back to tell Sharon. As I was talking to her, behind me the R80G/S just fell over. The foot on the kickstand gave out, and the bike went tumbling over hitting a parked car on the way down, and shattering the wind screen on the bike. The Guatemalan (do not remove while in Guatemala) vehicle sticker tore in half as the wind screen it was attached to was now in several pieces. The car that had parked next to me now had a small dent, and a scratch in the paint. The position of the bike so near the car made it difficult to upright. Two bystanders gave me a hand picking it up. With the help of a local, John, who had befriended me during my hotel search he helped me ask around to find the owner's of the car. It belonged to no one in the surrounding stores. I wrote a note, telling them who I was and where I'm staying, and left it. John said he would be around and pass on the message should the owners return. We checked into the hotel. I had told the woman running the place that we would stay for a couple days. When I opened my wallet, I realized I didn't enough money to pay for more than one night and still be able to eat. Being a Sunday all of the banks are closed. Hopefully I'll be able to find an ATM. I paid her for one night. Sharon conked out in bed with a mild fever. I got our thermometer out of the first aid kit. When I opened the protective case it was stored in, mercury dribbled out down my leg. Despite being very well packed, it somehow broke along the way. While Sharon slept, I went out looking for some breakfast. I went to the rainbow cafe/used book exchange that had been recommended to us by other travellers. just as I walked in, I saw Michal and Aviv waving, who we had last seen in Ocosingo, Mexico over a month ago. We talked for a little bit, and made plans for dinner. I told them I was looking for some banana bread to take back to the hotel for breakfast. They said they knew were the best banana bread in Antigua was made daily, and walked me to it. I brought it back to our hotel where Sharon and I quickly ate half of the large delicious loaf. We both spent the rest of the afternoon sleeping. In the late afternoon while Sharon was still sleeping, I went out into the slight drizzle to find an ATM. I ran into the two British sorority girls we had met in El Remate (Tikal) who were now also short on cash looking for an ATM. The first ATM I found turned out to be for local transactions only. I hate these kind, because the screen is only in Spanish, and I'm afraid I'm going to hit the wrong button, and not be able to get my card back. A couple tries, and I got it to eject my card. The second ATM I found was out of service. The third one didn't take my Cirrus card, but would take my Plus system Visa card. I prefer not to use the Plus card since my service charge is much higher on this one. There's a good mix of ATM's on both systems, but so far the majority seems to be Cirrus. There has only been one other time in Mexico where I had to use the Plus system card. The max withdrawal on the two Guatemalan ATM's is 1000 Quetzales (US$166). In Mexico, it was 1500 Pesos (US$190). In Belize, ATM's don't exist. Guatemalan money is some of the dirtiest stuff in the world. The bills almost always stink, and seem to leave a film on my hand whenever I touch. Don David says that the local woman often pull sweaty bills out of the most disgusting places.... We met Michal and Aviv, and then walked around looking for a good place to eat. We ended up at a nice Italian restaurant where we ordered a pesto pizza generously covered in basil, and a '93 Concho y Torro Casillo del Diablo Cabernet. The Casillo del Diablo is much better than the reserve cab/merlot. Afterward, I walked Sharon back to the hotel where she went back to sleep, Michal, Aviv and I then went out to see a movie. In a little 10x15 foot room, this theater had a 35" TV where they showed movies. Travellers starving for a little entertainment that they can understand gladly pay 8Q to see some movie they may or may not have seen before. We watched Tony Gillis's 12 monkeys... which I was now seeing for the 3rd time. [Everything from here until 9/12/97 was lost from computer backup battery failure.... already written once, rewritten now again with much lost] Sharon Rip Van Winkled for the next 5 days sleeping from 16-20 hours per day. Except for one day when her temperature rose to around 99 degrees, sleep and fatigue were her only symptoms. I was much more tired than usual, but didn't usually sleep more than maybe 10 hours per day, figuring we probably came down with a mild case of mono. The worse part was some times sitting around in our room too tired to do anything, but not sleepy enough to sleep. For numerous reasons, Antigua is a good place to be held up sick. The US State Department travel advisories say that Guatemala city (close by) has some first class hospitals. Plus since Antigua is so culturally interesting, a lot of gringo doctors have taken up residency here in Antigua. I pulled out some of our electronic texts we brought along on floppy and we began to read these off the computer. We read to each other Jules Verne's "80 Days Around the World", and while Sharon slept, I started to read "Uncle Tom's Cabin". Project Gutenberg is a project at the Illinois Benedictine College where many texts which the copyright has expired, or are just in the public domain, are transcribed into electronic form. The books are freely downloadable off the internet. We enjoyed reading this so much, that we went to a local internet cafe, and downloaded a few more which ended up costing about $1 for the download time. Since it takes 99 years for a copyright to expire, most of the books are old classics. The nice thing about this media is that the cost is only that of the download, it takes up very little physical space, and when we're done reading, just delete it off the computer. The disadvantage, is that the LCD screen isn't as nice to read from, and one looks like a techno-geek reading a book from a palmtop computer in a hotel lobby. While Sharon slept, I worked on the bike.... I had outfitted the motorcycle with loud Fiam horns before we left. In Mexico, they had once saved Sharon from having a very bad day. We were driving through a small village when a man was stringing a cable across the road that was tied to a light pole, and was now at neck level. Not having time to use the communicator I wailed on the horn. While Sharon later said she heard the horn, she was oblivious to her almost decapitated state, and thought the noise was coming from somewhere off in the distance. Fortunately, the guy stringing the cable heard and lifted the cable so that Sharon passed under never knowing about it. Wheh... In actuality, the wind screen probably would have deflected it, but still likely caused problems. I had bought the R80G/S horn at a garage sale for about a 1/4 of the cost of a new one. While fine when we left, my once loud honker has recently turned into a little peeper with a soar throat. I decided to go out looking for a new horn. I looked up the word for horn in my dictionary, and stopped in at the motorcycle shop across the street. In Spanish, I asked the clerk if she had a horn. She smiled, looked at me funny, and said "a what??" For all I know, I had just asked her for some animal horns, a powder horn, or a French horn, but certainly not an automobile horn. Since, I had the dictionary open and in my hand still, I tried another unsuccessful word. I later found out that I asked for, depending on context, a trumpet or an elephant trunk. I could just see her telling someone at the end of the day, "Some gringo came in the shop today and asked me if I had an elephant trunk...". I tried the charades/onomatopoeia method, and said "meep, meeep" as my hand moved as if it were wailing on a big chicken bus horn. "Oh, you want a 'bocina'". "Yes, a 'mokina' please", I said. "No, no, BO-CIN-A". She showed me a tiny motorcycle horn, to which I asked if she had a bigger one like for a car. She said no, and pointed me to a car parts store next door where they had no problems understanding me when I asked for a 'pokina'. They showed me a pair of the kind I was looking for, however they sold it as a kit that they were not willing to split. For the next hour I walked around town looking for another auto store. It's amazing how in this little town of 20 thousand people, how few gas station attendants and hardware store clerks know that there exists an auto parts store only a block away. I went back to the car parts store, and bought the only pair of extra loud Italian made horns in all of Antigua. She wanted US$17. A good price for the two plus installation kit, but not for one. I pulled my faulty kickstand off the bike and went to a welder just around the corner. This welder was an older aged well dressed polite artisan who made iron chandeliers, and other metal light fixtures. He rewelded a bead where the kickstand foot had bent, and then I asked him to weld a reinforcement bar to hold the foot in place. He welded a 1/4"x1/2"x4" bar onto the kickstand foot such that it will never give way again. When he was done, I asked him how much. He said 15Q ($2.50), to which I gave him 20Q. Welding is such a bargain in these third world countries. I went to a wood shop in town, and had them fashion a new kickstand deployer handle for the R80G/S. I had put these on both bikes for Sharon, since her legs are not quite long enough to extend the kickstand with her foot while seated on the bike. Before we left, I had rigged up a wire pull system that ran through a guide over the engine guard, and when pulled by hand deployed the kickstand. On the R80G/S, the wire had broken in Ciudad Victoria, Mexico, and while distracted, I had driven off leaving it somewhere in the gas station. This shop made a new one for me for 5Q (US$.85). I also had them cut another board which would help give firmer support to the R80G/S top box when going over bumpy roads. After spending six or so days, in Antigua while Sharon recovered, I was getting a little restless and decided to go for a little ride around the area. As I uncovered the R80G/S, and removed the panniers, I noticed that the rear tire was completely flat. Not feeling like messing with it, I recovered the bike, and locked it back up. The next day I removed the wheel, and noticed a slit abrasion in the inner tube, which I assumed was from putting on the wheel in haste in Guatemala city, and pinching the tube. I now say assumed since a week later as I'm rewriting this, I found out that the cause was from something much more serious. One of the nights Sharon felt more awake, we had a take out Pesto Pizza, with a bottle of cab/merlot. After only having a couple sips, Sharon gave up on the wine, leaving me in charge of finishing it which is always a bad idea when we have some delicious Italian food loaded with garlic and basil. We ate this outside of our room in the open air courtyard of our hotel at the one small common table that is for the use of any of the residence of the 8 rooms. After we had finished eating, a Swiss couple back from their night time exploring sat down with us. We had the most unusual conversation. While they were from Lausanne (just outside of Geneva), their native language was French. They had just recently finished a six week intensive course of Spanish in Costa Rica. They spoke a little English. While Sharon and I both studied about 5-6 years of French 9 or more years ago and never used it, having just plunged into living in a Spanish only world, French doesn't have much foothold left in our brain as it has been replaced by Spanish. We spoke to each other in Spanish, often reverting to English, French, German and gross hand movements when in mid sentence we couldn't think of the word we needed to complete our sentence. The excess wine I'm sure aided me in my fluidity of conveying concepts. Sharon and I have found it much easier to communicate with people who Spanish is a second language for. I think this for several reasons. One because the vocabulary is small, there are fewer less commonly used words in the dialogue. Less emphasis is placed on proper conjugation, and often just present tense is used with temporal context phrases such as "in the past", or "in the future" are used so as to not have to think to conjugate verbs to future, past, future conditional, etc. Conversation seems to flow much easier. I think a person who listens in a second language also is concentrating harder focussing on context to understand the concepts. A native listener may get hung up on a bad pronunciation or bad conjugation, dropped article etc (the details). Often I understood their pronunciation of Spanish easier to understand than their English. And reading their expressions, I think they preferred me to speak in Spanish than my years of school practiced French. We played cards with them. They taught me how to play a game they had learned in fiji from a British couple. Sharon had recently learned it from Joanne in El Remate. It was called 'shit head', 'tete de merd', 'cabeza de merde', or 'shiza kopf'. The object being not to be one of the above, however you must be in order to win. Apparently this is a popular English game. We spent a couple more evenings with Stephan and Sidinie practicing our Spanish talking about travels. Sometimes I would forget their English limitations, and greet them in English, of which they would say "huh?" September 8th, 1997 Antigua, Guatemala - {Hotel Casa de Santa Lucia} We had signed up to hike the volcano Placaya which is just South of Guatemala city. At 1:00pm, we were to meet a shuttle out front of our hotel which would take us. At 1:13pm, an old manual shifter Ford van pulled up. A skinny, bug eyed guy with big curly hair stuck his head out the door and said "Volcan?". We said "si", and after he moved the two spare tires out of the way of the side door, we got in. The van rattled from every corner even on smooth asphalt. Half way to the volcano, it started to rain. The driver rolled up his windows and turned on the his wiper. The car only had one wiper which was all he needed since no one currently sat on the passenger side. Rolling up the windows caused the exhaust to visibly build up inside the van which was coming in from cracks in the floor boards. around the transmission. The windows fogged up to the point of only being translucent, but big hair was prepared with a rag ready just for this purpose. We moved ourselves and our packs around to accommodate the trickles now coming through the ceiling of the van in several places. At stop lights, big hair raced the engine apparently to clear water from the distributor. About 40 minutes away from the volcano, we turned off the nice smooth paved roads that caused the van to rattle on to some erosion rutted dirt/mud road, which our driver seemed comfortable driving at high speed and made the van sound like it was going to vibrate to pieces. I imagined quarter panels falling off and shocks thrusting through the wheel well into the cabin. The van flew over the bumpy roads tossing passengers from side to side, up and down. I believe the cracked side windows of the van were likely from previous passengers slamming against them as the van flew over the bad road. Big hair opened and reclosed his door as we sped down the road. Apparently it had vibrated open. When we finally arrived at the pueblo (4900 feet) that we were to begin our ascent from, our butts were sore, and our ears rang from the road noise and yelling over the road noise of the trip. The guide books, hotel clerks, and travel agents and other travellers warned us of the bandidos around the volcano. The guy who took our money for the trip had told me that there would be 3-4 guards hiking with the group. Additionally, I had heard we might be hiking with 35 or more people offering security in numbers. When we left, the senora of the hotel, suggested that we leave our passports behind, to which Sharon had already had thought to take a photocopy of our passport with instead of the difficult to replace real thing. As far as the camera, we decided to chance it. We only brought a small amount of money though. For our group of 9, our security guards amounted to an old man with a machete who was our guide, and his grimy ash covered little dog. Big hair started to hike with us, fell to the back, and then disappeared before we had been gone more than 5 minutes from our starting pueblo at the base of the volcano. We hiked 2300 feet up through a forested, narrow steep path to the ridge of the volcano's cauldron. We hiked along this, and then descended 400 feet into the crater to the base of the inner cone where rivers of glowing orange lava flowed. From the apex, dark smoke billowed forth oscillating in volume with a period of several minutes. From our vantage point, we could see one long river of lava run from the top, and then branch into several slow moving runs which we could hear crackling everywhere. There was a fine misty rain which when it landed, felt gritty as if it were raining a fine wet sand. Volcanic ash in the air was picked up by the rain as it fell, and turned the back side of our yellow PVC rain jackets a dark gray as if we were continuously spittled with a muddy mist. We hiked over to one of the lava runs that was moving so slow that small pieces of lava fell about every minute as it advanced. Cracks all over were glowing orange. Stepping within 6 feet my clothes, jacket and skin quickly dried, and I could brush off some of what was before mud like fine wet gritty volcanic ash. Getting too close to the magma was like stepping up to blast furnace. The non glowing portions of the lava flow are incredibly insulating. However they're surrounded by cracks where the magma is still glowing bright. The surroundings surface is full of sharp loose lava chunks which offer excellent traction, but are all loose. A slip in a fortunate direction can result in some cut up flesh. A slip in the other direction can result in some seriously seared meat. We ate our snacks we brought along. In addition to our oversized tomato, swiss, salami sandwiches and can of Pringles potato chips, I packed in some of Casa De Dona Louisa wonderful banana bread. In some places with fewer glowing crevices I was able to quickly set down some slices of banana bread, and like a quick toaster, we had toast in no time. Picking up the toast without having my eyebrows curl was more of a challenge. Sharon remarked this would be an excellent place for a marshmallow or weenie roast. The glowing crevices provide a nice even heat for a bratwurst on a stick to cook. On Bali, the guides bring raw eggs which they bury into the ash, In 7 minutes one has the equivalent of a hard boiled egg. I was told it use to take 8 minutes meaning that the ground is heating up. As we ascended back up to the cauldron ridge, a larger group of people led by several young supposed guards were hiking down. One of the holster-less guards was hiking with a 44 magnum in his hand as he descended the rocky hill. I could imagine him tripping and blowing his foot off. which made me think twice about the safety of hiking with the caliber of guards one might find around here. By the time we made it back down to the pueblo, it was dark. There was a police car parked with two policeman standing next to it. Police cars are uncommon in all of Guatemala. This car was likely more than an hour away from the nearest police station which serves to emphasize the severity of the bandido problem. Two weeks later, I heard second or third hand that there was a recent article in the Wall Street Journal about this hike, and that three or four guards were shot. As we reasoned would be the case, no tourists were harmed. Don't want to bite the hand that feeds. If toursis were getting shot, that would likely mean the end of the bandido income, as none would likely venture up anymore. We waited for about 20 minutes for the van before I volunteered to go looking. I found big hair under the hood of the van attempting to dry out the distributor. He said it would be ready in five minutes. Surprisingly, only 15 minutes later, we were ready to go. Our hotel only has hot water from 7:00am until 9:00am. However since every bit of our exposed flesh and hair, with exception of our eyeballs, had a dark gray film of volcanic ash, we wanted to take a shower before going to bed. I peeked out the door to make sure the night watchman wasn't around, and tip toed down the hall in my stocking feet to the water heater and flipped the water heater switch. In 30 minutes the hotel had plenty of hot water. ------- Throughout Guatemala they have what are known as chicken busses. I haven't decided whether they are named so because the passengers often bring chickens on board, or if it's because they're always playing chicken with on coming traffic. While I'm told it's the former, I believe it's the later. They are all old retired American school buses that have been outfitted with huge air horns which the drivers love to blast willy nilly, at all hours of the night. Many of the buses still have there original yellow and black paint, some with the name of the school district they served still written on the side. Others are colorfully painted seemingly at the whims of their driver. Tickets are sometimes sold three to a seat which I remember even in grade school days was tight. The roofs have a rack welded on top such that all luggage is thrown up on top. However, it's the cheapest form of transportation throughout all of Guatemala. I still believe that an oncoming chicken bus is much more dangerous than any bandido might be, since they have a tendency to pass or even double pass around a blind curve. They leave such an impression on tourists both for riders and other motorists that in Panajachel, they sell souvenir wood carved buses painted like the original buses for tourists to by and remember their brushes with death. Antigua, has a lot of nice restaurants, and some excellent bakeries. While Guatemalan food is typically hamburgers, fried chicken, fried fish, corn soup with liquidy refried beans, etc, Antigua has many wonderful restaurants including, TexMex, Italian, Chinese, etc. We had several wonderful Italian meals. Not having had much wine on this trip, we splurged in Antigua, averaging a bottle every other night. Concho y Torro (Chilean) is the most common and a good value. Some French, Californian, and South African are available, but are no where near the value for the money. We drank, the '96 cab/merlot, and the much better Cassiello del Diablo cab ('93 & '95). Twice we picked up some carry out pesto pizza, and a bottle of wine from the grocery store and had a wonderful meal well within our budget. Basil appears to be very cheap around here as all the pesto dishes we order seem to be overflowing with generous portions of pesto. On our anniversary,9/9, we went to an Italian restaurant and ordered some garlic pasta, garlic bread, some unusual but delicious lasagna and a '95 Cassiello del Diablo cab. We had a nice lunch at the Beijing Restaurant where I ordered their Beijing soup which came with generous portions of fresh shitake mushrooms, slightly grilled onions that retained a nice hint of caramelization, a few fine cut leeks, a hint of garlic, and sliced grilled chicken breast all in an unstrained beef broth and egg drop soup that the shitake mushroom flavors blended in with perfectly. It also came with small slices of tofu that neither added nor detracted from the flavor, but offered some substance. We drank Jasmine tea, and listened to Loui Armstrong in this nice restaurant which was tastefully fashioned in an antique looking wood and iron furnishings with some of the tables oddly made out of Singer sewing machine treadles. I strongly suspect that Mexican bakeries are government regulated, or run by a country wide monopoly, since it's clear the rest of Central America doesn't share in their baking culture. In Mexico, all of the bakeries were the same, offering the same delicious looking, but lousy tasting, stale baked goods. In Guatemala, more often than not, the baked goods are delicious, fresh and are often very different from each other. Some have cafes, where it's possible to have a cup of coffee as one munches on a fresh made cinnamon raisin buns. At Casa de Dona Louisa they make delicious huge loaves of moist banana bread that have a sprinkling of sesame seeds on top. The loaves come out of the oven at 7:00am, and at 4:30pm which is when there is also a line of gringo travellers waiting to buy them. 2-3 hours later, and there's a good chance that they will be sold out. While on food... another pet peeve of mine is butter. Mexico is alone with it's non-pasteurized, unsalted butter that is so rife along with it's vile margarine made from hydrolyzed motor oil. In Guatemala and Belize, more often than not, restaurants serve New Zealand pasteurized and salted butter. .. I strongly suspect that in addition to having a government controlled monopoly on oil in Mexico, Pemex (Petroleum Mexico) also holds the monopoly on margarine. I suspect that everyone goes to the Pemex gas station to get their refill of margarine. The government probably regulates butter production too so that it won't compete to much with it's Pemex margarine. ...... Food wise, Antigua was a good place to be sick and held up for a few days. ---- One day a Winebego with a motorcycle tied on the back both with Arizona plates pulled up into secure hotel parking. I met the owner who's name was Hans Schmidt. We talked about travel, and shortly after, he showed me his book. He had travelled around the world in a Cessna 152 single engine airplane. Starting in Germany, he flew through Asia along Indonesia. Usually people don't fly beyond a glide slope away from shore over water in a single engine plane. I asked him about this, and he said the only dangerous part was flying from the Indonesia island of Timor to Darwin Australia, where he had a nine hour flight over water in his old plane that already had 20k hours on the engine. He had modified it adding an extended fuel tank which if I remember right he said would give him 11 hours of flight time. He carried a home made inner tube raft which looked like it would looked like it was designed for protecting against sharks, however against a great white, Hans said the only protection this device offered was psychological. >From Australia, he dismantled the vehicle removing the wings and engine and shipped it to Buenos Aires where he then flew it up to Alaska. He said that dismantelling the plane, shipping it, and reassembling it was so expensive, that he wouldn't do that again. I asked him how much fuel his trip took. He couldn't remember for sure, but estimated it to be around $6,000. During the computer battery backup failure (9/12), I lost the name of his book which is written in German and some of the details of his trip. Hans was planning to ride his Winnebego on to Costa Rica where he said his girlfriend lived, and then was going to head down to Patagonia. This being his first big trip in a Winnebego, he was really disappointed at the sucky gas mileage. Hans spoke fluent Spanish, French, English, and of course German. He worked in Africa for many years flying tourists over the Sarenghetti (sp?); a job he said he hated. ------------ September 10, 1997 Panajachel (Lake Atitlan), Guatemala R100GS 19341 R80G/S 28144 We left Antigua around 11:30. It was a beautiful day for a ride with blue skies and scattered cumulus clouds of some substance on the horizon. Riding at this altitude (Antigua is at 4,800 feet), the temperature is cool and making the ride very comfortable. The road wound through mountains as we ascended to about 8400 feet. Steam rose from the crevices of the road as there must have just recently been a light rain. About a half hour outside of Panajachel we entered and rose through a cloud until the cloud was below us. Occasionally there would be breaks in the clouds where we could see the green valley below. As we approached the lake, at our altitude I could see the three volcanoes of the lake and several other mountains rising above a floor of clouds. The road descended into this cloud floor into the mist again. Like a double decker world, I was viewing down on another world that was framed in with clouds at forehead level, a beautiful blue lake below, and waterfalls and seemingly vertical mountains along the sides. The land connecting the village below was obscured by another lower cloud layer which gave the appearance of a floating village in the clouds back set by the beautiful blue lake. It looked like a ridiculous but beautiful fantasy world..... September 11, 1997 Panajachel (Lake Atitlan), Guatemala We went to market at Chichicastanango. This town is about 30km North of Atitlan, and on Thursday's and Sunday's is the largest market in the area. We pulled into town and drove next to a Shell gas station where we met Juan who encouraged us to park there. For a contribution we would pay afterwards, he would watch our motorcycle for us. Chichicastanango must be one of the largest non-food markets we've been to on this entire trip. It's obviously the best place around here to by the Guatemalan crafts. Unlike places we visited in Mexico, the Mayans of Guatemala are shrewd bargainers, the likes of which I haven't seen since China. I was disappointed to find so much apathy in the desire to sell in many of the Mexican markets. Here people will settle for the smallest profit just to keep the revenue flowing. We've been holding off on buying souvenirs, since there is no room on the bike, and we weren't sure about shipping. We heard too late that Mexico is a safe place to ship packages from through standard mail ever since they recently made tampering with mail a federal offense. In Guatemala we're told that private shipping out of the country is the only reliable means. Panajachel has several private shipping companies. DHL is well established here and in Antigua, however they only do express shipping. The company we decided to go with will ship a 5-10kg package for $72 or a 10-15kg package for $96. We had a blast bargaining. Since so many people sell similar things, it's easy to get one down to their bottom price. They know that if you leave the chances of you coming back is very remote. If they agreed to my last offer too easily, then I know I've offered too much. If they let me walk away, then in Chichicastanango, I know that it's below their cost, and can feel for the bounds of a bottom price. When bargain hunting, I find it's best to look for the most energetic and aggressive people to bargain with. It's no fun bargaining with an apathetic person, and for some reason or another I'll find they'll let us walk before they'll let us skim the bottom surface of their profit margin. Chichicastanango is a Darwinian case where the apathetic ones have starved, and only the good enthusiastic bargainers have survived. Our final prices have typically ended up being about a 1/3 of the starting price. One of the common things sold around hear are wood carved Mayan and christian masks. I found a Diablo (Devil) that I thought was kind of cool with ram horns mounted on it. While bargaining, I pointed out the nails holding the horns in were a little loose. She said no problem, and not having a hammer handy, picked up a 10" painted wooden statue of Jesus, and pounded the nails into the Diablo's horns with him. I was surprised not so much for the religious significance of what she did, but more so for the lack of care in her wares. I decided to hold off on buying these till later. The easiest way to do so is to make a too low of an offer, which I thought I did at 40Q. However she agreed to easily as I walked away, indicating to me that my offer was still way too high. I still didn't want to buy it. I later found out that the bottom price for these type of masks is 20-25Q. The starting is around 80-110Q. September 12, 1997 Panjachel, Guatemala This morning, I turned on the computer to do a little work on my journal. As soon as I turned it on, the first thing it did was tell me that the main battery was low. As is my usual habit when changing batteries, I switch over to the system monitor to check to see if the back up battery is ok. It said that it was. I then turn off the computer, and more out of paranoia than thinking it will do any good, I pull one battery out at a time replacing each of the 2 AA in turn with a new one. I turned back on the computer, and it was in a DOS boot up asking me the time.... very bad sign....Yep, the backup battery wasn't "OK" like the system monitor said, and by removing the main batteries, I just wiped my entire palm top computer RAM drive. Last time I had backed this up, was September 1st. I restored up to September 1st without a problem. The things of value that I lost were several days of journal writing which spanned 1.5 weeks that I had felt unusually good about writing, and the GPS log from Sanaratan to Antigua. Knowing now that the backup battery indicator is not reliable, I can prevent these problems by plugging in the computer when I change batteries. This was an expensive piece of information to learn the hard way. Of course, it could have been worse. After taking our tour today, I spent the later half of the afternoon trying to recreate the lost journals, but not feeling very inspired I gave up without hardly making a dent. I'd like to shoot the HP software engineer who did not properly test this battery software bug. Classic bonehead Murphy's law applied to software quality assurance. The severity of a bug is indirectly proportional to the chances it will be missed by quality assurance. This reminds me of Robocop (the movie) where the deep voiced two legged walking tank was being demonstrated to the CEOs of a multinational corporation. A VP was asked to pull a gun on this futuristic cop machine. While the walking talking artificial intelligent tank could recognize a gun pulled on itself, and warn the weapon holder to put down the weapon, it's ability to recognize that same person complying had a slight bug which resulted in a very bloody scene as the VP got blown out of the window with heavy artillery.... Typical pre-release software demo. I can envision the HP software engineer in charge of the backup battery software monitoring module in the place of that VP. Enough frustration venting... We took a boat tour of the lake where for 35Q ($6) each. We hopped on a boat and were taken across the lake to three villages on lake Atitlan which include San Pedro, Santiago Atitlan, and San Antonio Palapo. We spent an hour in each which seemed more than enough time for these little villages. These villages are most easily accessed by boat since the roads leading to them are very bad. San Pedro was much more laid back than I expected. We had expected to be swamped with tourist hawkers. Walking through town, everyone turns and says "Buenos Dias". San Pedro is at the West side of Volcano San Pedro on the water. People grow coffee and onions in their yards. Today was onion harvesting day. As we were walking through town, we smelled a nice scent of onions as if someone were cutting them up in the kitchen. We turned the corner, and saw about thirty people bundling up already picked onions by their greens, and then stacking them up in piles. Where the onions came from I didn't see, however they had bundles of fresh green already picked ones along the side of the road. Yesterday on the way to Chichicastanango, it looked like potato day, where we saw about 50 people on the side of the road with piles of white potatoes counting and gathering them up to bag. This remote village obviously has a garbage pickup problem. There was garbage everywhere. On the west half of the town there are several coffee washing and drying areas. One would think that with all of this local coffee, it would be easy to get a cup of good coffee. Not so! the good stuff is shipped off where the majority of locals who grow it seem to drink Nescafe, or something that tastes like the equivalent. Santiago Atitlan is a town like most of the others in this area where the locals (both men and woman) wear their traditional dress. From the boat ramp, we walked through about a half mile of tourist souvenir type shops where they sold woven work, clothing, etc. The specialty of this area seems to be wooden stork birds, and nice smooth curvy new age looking wood boxes. Except for the wood work, it's a disappointment compared to Chichicastanango where we were yesterday. It was market day here, and the market was full of agricultural wares being sold. It seemed every seller and purchaser in this market was from this town judging by the fact that everyone wore the same garb which is local to this village. Quiet San Antonio Palapo is set on a steep hill where every corrugated tin roof house in the entire village has an excellent view of the lake below. Obviously the people here don't have running water since we saw many carrying water jugs (all woman of course). Even though so close, people here have a different style of dress which just about everyone conforms to and is quite different from the next village over. Both men and woman where a type of clothe wrapped around their waist kind of like a lungee (called an enredo), but with a belt around the lower waist to secure it. Men wear brown with white polka dots, while woman wear a dark blue. Shirts for both are thin striped with bright colors. Females wear a bright red ribbon in their hair. Feeling pretty hungry, when we got back we went to a fancy deli run by some Americans, and picked up two turkey sandwiches made on a dense home made bread with edgam cheese, tomato, onion, alfalfa sprouts, and Dijion mustard. For desert, home made oatmeal cookies with costa rican chocolate. Actually we were told that all of the ingredients for the cookies were imported. We went to the grocery store and bought a can of pringles potato chips, and two 24oz bottle of Welch's grape juice. It was a delicious homey meal, but cost us a total of US$17. The grape juice alone we paid $6 for. We can get wonderful food in Panajachel, but we pay dearly for it. ----- I haven't figured out how these church bells ring the hours off. In San Cristobol, Mexico, at quarter hours in the morning, someone would bang on the bell for a while until it seemed they got tired. In Antigua, the bell rang the familiar 16 note, 4 different tone classic bell ditty divided into 4 for the quarter hours and then depending on the hour, that many same tone notes. In Panajachel this morning, I just counted the bell tower ring approximately 134 times at around 6:45am. At 6:30, it bonged for approximately as long or longer. Although my sample size is small, my initial guess is that it is the number of minutes until noon divided by PI, This inverse ratio of bell rings to lateness in the day also corresponds with the latin american desire to make more noise as more people may be sleeping... it's starting...from 6:58:43- 6:59:30 there are 55 rings... False start??, there it goes again 7:00:05 - 7:00:52am 55 rings. Well so much for the theory, however, the inverse ratio still holds... --------------- September 14, 1997 We had planned to leave Atitlan, and head for El Salvador/Honduras, however since September the 15th is Independence day celebrated for all of central america, we were warned that it may be difficult to find a hotel. Not wanting another episode like that left us stranded in Sanaratan, we decided to stay put. The street today were filled with busses,, trucks, and cars flying the blue and white Guatemalan flag while many people jogged through the streets some carrying lit torches. I must have seen several hundred Guatemalan flags today, not a single one made out of clothe. All are plastic, and come off a large cardboard roll like a plastic garbage bag might. For the past couple days, the grade school band has been practicing for the big event. From about 2:00pm until 12:00 midnight, they practiced about a block away playing the same ~20 second ditty over and over and over, and over. Percussion was doing pretty good. However, in the end, all tonal instruments were cut out except for the xylophone which was the only instrument that could carry the simple melody. We endured listening to the trumpet section practice for hours. I suspect there isn't a more skilled high school band because atrophy of student population by that age might be too high. We went to the market today in Chichicastanango, and picked up a few more souvenirs. I bought a new short sleeve shirt. I've been wearing the same shirts since we left Chicago more than three months ago. What a treat... We left Chichicastango, and since it turned out to be such a nice day, we decided to head further north 18km to the town of Quiche which was the last town on this paved road. Like the road to Chichicastanango, the road wound up down hills around sharp hairpin curves. As we left Chichicastanango, and got up in speed ( > 40), I noticed a repetitive small vibration from the rear tire that seemed almost as if the tire might be seriously out of balance. For a short moment, I thought it might be rocks stuck in the tread, but that idea was quickly tossed out. I looked for a place to turn off the road, a couple kilometers further, I found a place to pull off the road. My stomach fell as I looked at the rear tire. There was a gash in the tread about 1.25" long with the inner tube exposed and protruding a little out of the gash. I let out a little air such that the inner tube would not protrude so much, turned around, and slowly drove 5 miles back to Chichicastanango along the steep curvy roads. I had planned to drop Sharon off their where she could take a shuttle back to Panajachel taking some load off the bike while I would drive the bike slowly back to Panajachel. From there I could drive the 2-3 hours to Guatemala city on the R100GS and pick up a new tire. I spotted a tire repair place on the outskirts of town. I pulled up, hopped off the bike and asked the guy, "Where can I buy a new tire for my motorcycle?". He didn't respond, and walked in his shop. I followed him in. I asked him again, "I'd like to buy a new tire for my motorcycle. Do you know where I can buy one?". He didn't say anything, nor did he make eye contact, but held up his hand as if to say one moment." He went through a back door and called an older guy in. It later occurred to me that this guy doesn't speak Spanish, and probably only Cakchiquel, of which I only know how to say manti'osh (thank you). I repeated the question to the older guy. As I suspected, the reply was that their are none in Chichicastanango, nor likely in Panajachel.... maybe Antigua, and surely Guatemala city. I showed them the gash in the tire with inner tube protruding. For thirty Quetzales ($5) he would patch the tire. I took the tire off, and worked with them to fix it. It was obvious these guys were use to working with steel rimmed truck wheels and tires. The motorcycle has a softer aluminum wheel with a bead they appeared surprisingly unaccustomed to the difficulty in breaking. Sharon, the young guy and I stood on the tire attempting to break the bead after a few minute of which we broke with a little soapy water. They cut a thick piece of rubber and glued it on the inside of the tire. I examined the tube and found the same slit abrasion mark I had noticed on the inner tube I had just changed a couple days ago in Antigua. At that point I felt like a bonehead. While I had checked the deflated tire for nails, and found none. I didn't inspect the tire fully inflated such that the gash would separate and present itself. This cost me the new inner tube I had installed in Guatemala city, and that had small leaks in Antigua 40 miles further. Fortunately this second new tube that I had put in at Antigua hadn't been punctured, but was starting to show abrasion where the split in the tire was. I didn't expect these tires which still have plenty of tread to be so vulnerable to splitting open like it did. The rocky gravel road from Tikal must have been harder on the tires than I thought. I'm lucky that the high quality inner tubes lasted as well as they did. While the repair job should protect the inner tube, the gash is still quite visible. It should be good enough to get us to Guatemala city at a conservative pace. September 15, 1997 This was a new one on me, this morning as I'm taking a shower, I look down, and there is an earthworm wriggling on the cement floor of the shower. There's an extremely remote chance it came through the shower head, however the water is warm, and it's still alive. I didn't have an earth worm on me when I walked in, nor did I see it on the floor. ..twilight zone music here.... This is Central America independence day where Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Costa Rica, and Panama all celbrate independence from Spain. The streets of Panajachel were dead, still with Guatemalan plastic flags flying. All the celbration seemed to happen on the 14th, while everyone went home today. September 16, 1997 Antigua, Guatemala - {Hotel Casa de Santa Lucia} We left Panajachel early, and drove back to Antigua staying at the same place we had a week ago. A little worried about the R80G/S rear tire, we kept the speed to around or under 50 mph. It's a good thing we knew our way since some of the turns were not marked. When we arrived at Hotel Casa de Santa Lucia. Sharon stayed behind while I went into Guatemala city on the R100GS to look for a tire. When we had gone through before, I had marked the coordinates on the GPS of a mall that had an Ace Hardware, and a Radio Shack, so I thought I would start there since there were some other things I wanted to get. I had no idea where the BMW dealer was. I had the address of a BMW mechanic that was listed in my guide book. I figured I would go into town and ask around. On Roosevelta avenue, there is a mall at WGC84 coordinates N14d37.590m, W090d33.385m which has a mall containing a Radio Shack and an Ace Hardware store. This mall is for affluent Guatemalans. The parking area has about a dozen guards who watch over the cars. Every store has a secure area to store one's bags which is watched by armed police. The police ask to store one's bags as you pass by. I didn't have much luck at Radio Shack. They had every kind of rechargeable battery except for the AA I was looking for. Also, they had every kind of watch type battery except the one I needed for my computer, and I had previously purchased at Radio Shack. I wanted to pick up some alligator clips to repair my short wave antenna. Every Radio Shack in the states has plenty of these, but this one was out. They did however have a surplus of reel type shortwave antennas, so I replaced the one I had. At Ace Hardware, they didn't have a nuts and bolts section where I was looking to replenish some of the metric bolts I had used. Also, I wanted to pick up some Marine GOOP type glue which I have been using as a generic adhesive, and was running low. They didn't have this either. I went across the parking lot to the Wendy's restaurant to have some lunch. This Wendy's has a uniformed armed guard who stands at the front door, and occasionally patrols the aisles. Of the six people I saw walk in, all of them had motorola cellular phones on, and visible. I felt inappropriately attired without one. It was now 1:30, and getting late if I wanted to be out of the city before rush hour. I asked a parking lot guard where I was as I showed him the map. He could tell me what street we were on, and the name of the mall, by I think I embarrassed him by showing him the map. I don't think that he could read. Further down the road, I found the same thing at the gas station. When I showed them the map, they were clue-less, and preferred not to look at it as if they were also illiterate. I didn't figure that in my hunt for directions I'd also have to search for a literate person to ask with my map. I drove around some more hoping to find the BMW mechanic I had an address for. One stretch I drove four times trying to find the correct exit. The street signs if they exist are printed using a typewriter of which I can't make out as I'm driving by. After a half hour, I gave up, figuring this traffic is dangerous, I don't know where I'm going, I'm making little progress and there's a dark looking rain storm coming in. I drove back to the mall, secured the bike, and hailed a taxi. I told the taxi I was looking for the motorcycle BMW dealer to which he said he knew where it was and he took me there. It's in Zona 14 as I later discovered so are all the other motorcycle shops. The BMW dealer sold cars, motorcycles, and household door locks. They had two motorcycles on display, a R80GSPD classic, and a K100. The parts counter had all sorts of parts tied to a peg board and on display. They had six different kinds of distributor caps, gears, spark plugs, wires, all dusty and tied to a display peg board... Interesting decor... The clerk said they didn't carry any motorcycle tires, nor did they have any carburetor jets, but they did have oil filters of which I replaced the ones I used in Cancun. They sold for 86Q ($14.33) each, which is about twice the price I pay in the states. The clerk I spoke to had no idea where I could buy tires either. She seemed about as knowledgeable about BMW motorcycles as she probably was of microbial fossils from Mars. On the way in, I had spotted several motorcycle shops within a mile of the BMW dealer, so we headed to them. I had marked them off on the GPS, and so now we back tracked to them. We stopped at a large Suzuki dealer. which sold Kendal tires and tubes all which look cheap and are from Taiwan. The best they had were Yokohama tubes from Japan. While these aren't as heavy duty as my German made Metzler, Continentals, or Michelans, I bought two since I had destroyed the previous ones with the bad tire. We went to a dealer that only sold Japanese made IRC tire. However, these tires were cheap, looked cheap, and I'm sure wouldn't be very stable given the weight of our bikes. Across the street and down a ways I stopped at the Yamaha dealer where I found some heavy duty Bridgestone Trail Wing 44 dirt tires. They sold for 449Q ($75) for a rear tire. The R80G/S takes a 400-18. They only had this tire in a 410-18. I bought it anyway, and fortunately it still fit. I wanted to get a high quality front tire too, but they only had the Bridgestone in a 275-21 of which I needed a 300-21. I decided to pass on the smaller front tire. While it's not difficult to find a tire of the correct size, it's difficult to get a quality tire since most people opt for the cheap ones that go for half price. Since our lives are riding on two tires, I don't want to skimp. Besides, we're carrying a heavy load on these tires. I'm seriously now considering tying a spare good tire to the back of the motorcycle. According to the guide books, Guatemala city should be the most well stocked city of all of Central America. WGS84 coordinates for motorcycle parts in Guatemala city: Yamaha N14d36.842m, W090d30.986m BMW N14d37.137m, W090d31.053m Suzuki N14d36.499m, W090.31.564m It was getting late, so I headed out of town. On the motorcycle, while I headed back to Antigua, I missed the tiny sign if there was one, and ended up driving 15 miles in the wrong direction. September 17, 1997 Antigua, Guatemala Installed the new tire... All afternoon, it rained. walking down the street, there's a river of red paint running along the sidewalk and into the street. At the source of this paint was a man, drenched, standing on a ladder who was painting the wall red. It's been raining for the past 3 hours.... saw the same in Panajachel... This morning, right outside our hotel, there were three men digging a hole in the cobblestone road. The hole was about 3 feet wide and a couple feet deep. As a sort of warning pylon, they had cut a switch from a tree with green leaves, and put that in front of the hole...Apparently they were working on the sewage line. It rained all afternoon, which is when it seems they stopped working on the hole. When I saw it again in the evening, All that could be seen was a puddle where the hole had been. When I heard several busses and trucks hit this hole, it was apparent the several foot deep hole still existed as trucks slammed into it.. From the hotel I heard crash after crash, and hub caps flying off... It was like something out of The Three Stooges. There was nothing to mark this pit in the dark. Later, I heard Marty and George say they just helped pull a truck out of the hole that had gotten stuck.... incredible! We heard about a job down hear that paid $24k per year, tax free, with room and board included, which with all the perks is more like a $45k per year paying job where one would be supervising construction workers. It's not necessary to know anything about construction. Actually, the only requirement is that you're a gringo, While this sounds racist, after a while down here, it makes sense. Common sense is a virtue which around here seems not to be prevalent. In a society , where a 4th grade education is considered high, and one's parent may have grown up with the same or less, it's amazing at what the outcome is. They needed someone, to say don't paint an outside wall while it's raining out. Don't leave a huge crater in the street unmarked for trucks to fall into.... etc. We met Marty and George at our hotel. Nine months out of the year they live on a 44 foot sail boat in the Carribean usually anchored out near Rio Dulce. They knew our hotel neighbors we met in Panajachel who had a catamaran also in Rio Dulce. Like the others, they were touring inland during hurricane season. Marty is a CPA who during tax season works until April 15th. Both were originally Germans; though being in the states for more than 30 years now spoke with an American accent, and used more American slang than most Americans might. We sat in our hotel lobby area with them drinking vodka and fruit juice drinks talking about travel experiences. I asked about their boat which at 44 feet was plenty large enough to cross the Atlantic, however they hadn't yet. They told me this typically takes 3 weeks, and is usually done using in the spring. Coming back people sail when the trade winds are at their peak. Marty didn't seem very interested in crossing primarily because of potential storms at sea. There boat had two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a descent size kitchen where Marty cooked bakery items and traded them for lobsters with the other boaters. It's obscene how many lobsters these Carribean boat people we meet eat. I'm sure they rival Maine fisherman. It was nice talking to the guys about Malaria and Dengue fever since they had just recently had it. Reading text book descriptions, make these diseases sound pretty bad. Two weeks ago, we opted to discontinue taking malaria prophylactics after weighing the chances of getting it, versus the affect on our livers from the prophylactic, the length of our travel. and the availability of a cure. George who is still undergoing treatment described his experience as a regularly reoccurring fever. His first and only bout happened three weeks ago which he figured was about a week after he first contracted it. Malaria is only surely diagnosed at clinic from a blood test. George said that the clinics that can do these tests are everywhere, and cheap. The cure is a regular regiment for a couple weeks of chloroquine, and permethrin which at the drug store around here can be easily purchased for around $3. Of course, there are different strains of Malaria, none of which should be left untreated for too long. The most serious being the cerebral malaria. Marty described her recent bout of Dengue fever (also known as bone break fever) in which she said that half the people in the Marina contracted. She described it as just a bad flu with a severe headache that one gets over in a couple days. Apparently, Dengue fever is one that a person can only get once as immunities are built up. ---- Dave Thompson thompson@pdnt.com Net-Tamer V 1.09 Palm Top - Registered