I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant;
I can still recall those training pants she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
The painters knew I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her "Workmate";
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.