I met her in the Stone Age all hunched over;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.