I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore;
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.