I met her in the Stone Age with joggers;
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.