I met her incognito sort of pregnant;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
She asked me if I'd salivate forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.