I met her incognito wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on her "Workmate";
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.