I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was crashin' through the guardrail with a wetback,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4";
I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with a robot;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.