I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant; I can still recall those training pants she wore; She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; The painters knew I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her "Workmate"; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.