I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
A Klingon said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.