I met her in a treehouse poppin' uppers;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was sobbin' at the toll booth on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The judge declared I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.