I met her incognito ridin' shotgun;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with a robot;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.