I met her incognito at McDonald's;
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore;
She was crawlin' through the prairie by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd salivate forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.