I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.