I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers;
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel while in labor;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.