I met her in a treehouse dead all over;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.