I met her on probation dead all over;
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore;
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
A Klingon said I'd live off her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.