I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over; I can still recall that creepy smile she wore; She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; A Klingon said I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.