I met her incognito dead all over;
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore;
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
A Klingon said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel while in labor;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.